dear hubby

dear hubby,

why must you be such an asshat when you are tired? yeah, i get it. you work long hours and your job tends to be pretty stressful, especially right now. but really? i am so tired of you taking it out on me, especially when i’m trying to sleep. i do not appreciate how loud you are. i don’t understand how you can be so inconsiderate, slamming around the house after it is clear that i have gone to sleep.

and when you come to bed at 3 in the morning because you have fallen asleep on the couch, it would be nice if you could quietly come to bed instead of being so obnoxiously loud. i know you need your inhaler before you lie down, but do you really have to yank open your dresser drawer, root around then throw it back in when you’re done?

also, do you really have to force open the door so hard when you come in? i don’t ever shut it entirely so the cats can come in and out, so there is never a need for you to push with all your might and make it slam to the wall.

and stop taking all the covers when you get in!

i would also really appreciate it if you kept your freaking mouth shut and refrained from yelling profanities at me when you wake up throughout the night. i’m sorry if i turn over now and then or bump into you. by no means does that give you the right to yell such gems as “knock your fucking shit off” “you need to go to the fucking couch” and “stop your fucking snoring, you are such a pain in the ass to sleep with”. (for the record, i had no idea i was snoring, but i did wake up with a really stuffy nose, so i’m sure that was why i was snoring. because normally? i don’t make a sound when i sleep and you know that.)

also? when my alarm goes off an hour after yours and you are still in bed, do not yell at me to get out of bed. it’s not my fault you overslept and now want me to rush around. it actually makes me move slower.

and yes. i was especially annoyed with you this morning. i had pretty much been awake since 3 am when you came to bed. yes, i left early because i didn’t want to deal with you anymore. and while i appreciate that you called me to apologize, this behavior repeats itself all too often so saying sorry to me just doesn’t work anymore.

you need to reevaluate how you are acting. if you are so tired, go to bed. lying on the couch watching tv doesn’t help you get a restful night of sleep. and the fact that you are getting up a the asscrack of dawn both days this weekend to hunt all day is only going to be disasterous and you know it. i would appreciate it if you would actually go to bed at a decent hour instead of being a hard headed jerk.

your incredably exhausted wife


3 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by WendyB on April 5, 2008 at 5:48 am


  2. Posted by Revenant on April 5, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    good steps. it works eventually.

  3. Posted by Terry on April 5, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    One of the things that I love about being single is that NO ONE yells at me in my own bed, anymore!! I had a boyfriend that would fuss like that! and it was quite irritating….

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